The Rules of War

The following words of wisdom were handed down to a lowly Private soldier during his campaigning days in the wilds of the Manawatu.  They are in the nature of a brief explanation of the finer points of Pacifist Battling, so that everyone involved knows precisely what’s expected of them.  In other words, what it’s all about; the whys, hows and wherefores that one needs to feel one knows enough to participate in glorious Visual Spectacular that is Pacifist Warfare.  The following should cover all those "fiddly bits" that battlers need to know to perform their various roles believably during a Pacifist Battle, that hold a battle together and keep it within the realms of fun!

The Rules of War are of especial importance, as they are designed to avoid genuine injury to participants, no matter which side they may be on.  They are also designed to encourage a certain amount of native tomfoolery, so important in an unquestioned Extravaganza of the Ridiculous.

For those more inclined to read a printed version of the following, rather than immersing one's self in the glowing electronical screen before you, please feel free to print a copy of "The War of Art", by Sunny Jim, a rollicking good read, and filled with practical advice for battlers of all degrees of expertise.

Remember, good sportsmanship, common sense and non-injurious fun are the order of the day for every Pacifist Battle.