Having come thus far, Gentle Reader, in your search for outré and eccentric entertainments, one feels it incumbent upon oneself to suggest, nay to recommend, that one takes the final plunge into the Glorious Maelstrom of Pacifist Battling that is the lot of a Modern Victorian, and return this electronical communication to the Waikato Dragoons Recruiting Officer. Forthwith, fifthwith or even more promptly if at all possible! Or, if one prefers the more personalised touch, unleash the mysterious power of the Ephemeral Ether Engine by sending an electronical missive via the highly technical Imperial Steam Powered Carrier Pigeon, complete with the relevant details as described below. One will be contacted forthwith by whatever means seems most practical regarding the intricacies of Enlistment and Membership in Her Majesty’s Farces, complete with all those other vital details and arrangements necessary to the smooth functioning of the Incorporated Society attached thereto. Strike now, Gentle Reader, whilst the iron is still hot in one's blood, and take the plunge into that ever-burgeoning world of Eccentric Experiences that is Modern Victorianism, with a shield on your arm, a paper sword in your hand and tea and cucumber sandwiches awaiting the successful prosecution of your duties as a Soldier of the Queen! |
SO YOU CRAVE ACTION AND ADVENTURE!? ~¤~ WELL this is just the ticket for you, my son. There is nothing on this Earth as gloriously exciting as a life in Her Majesty’s Farces, setting wrongs to right and generally giving the Enemies of Queen and empire what for! WHY with training and a diet of cordite and all the fresh air you can shake a stick at, we’ll soon have you fighting fit and full of the joys of life! AND just remember, my little lad, there is nothing the Ladies like better than a Chap in his dress uniform, all spit and polish. By Order of the Imperial Department of Jingoism, Pomposity and Military Intelligence |
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IT’S AN HONORARY CHAP’S LIFE IN HER MAJESTY’S FARCES ~¤~ WHERE else can an Honorary Chap be On Parade at Alf Dawn in Dress Regimentals FIGHTING the scheming, conniving, evil foes of Her Majesty by mid-afternoon in Combat Kit AND enjoying the pleasures of good company at the Mess in a Fine Gown by early evening? ANYTHING is possible in Her Majesty’s Farces! By Order of the Imperial Department of Jingoism, Pomposity and Military Intelligence |
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